That’s what my 4 year old said in front of everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner.
My mouth went dry…
My heart started racing…
Even some of my family members paused their conversations to look over.
And see what I would do.
My first reaction was to say, “Molly don’t be silly, that’s not nice.”
Because she was only four. So she didn't know any better.
But on the inside, you know what I really wanted to do?
I was so embarrassed.
I didn't even want to look down at it.
I felt like I was 3 months pregnant.
And I’d tried to make it go away for months leading up to that dinner…
And I did everything I could.
But it wasn’t working.
Because I wasn’t just dealing with fat...
I kept myself in shape...
When I wore my workout clothes to go running, I’d get whistles and honks sometimes.
And my marriage was great.
We’d been together for years, and there was still love and lust all those good feelings...
When I started bloating, that’s when it all started to fizzle out.
And again, it’s because I was backed up.
And that’s when it started to affect my marriage.
Because, even my husband wasn’t as enthusiastic to initiate things physically anymore.
And I’d been the one chasing him lately.
I wished this wasn’t true…
And it was even worse that night.
Because after I got myself together and walked out the bathroom…
I went up to my husband and pulled him aside into our bedroom.
And I told him what happened and how I felt.
And I wanted to hear him say I was still the girl he lusted after...
And held me in his arms, and simply said,
“It’s okay baby, I love you for who you are on the inside.”
It wasn’t easy to hear…
But I couldn’t blame him.
He was only telling me the truth.
And I decided then and there I couldn’t let this go on.
Something had to change.
And girl, let me tell you, that was the best decision I ever made.
Because that was the beginning of…
And that’s when I began trying remedies...
...starting with the ones I knew.
Like eating more fiber, eating prunes, and drinking more water.
But for some reason, that didn’t work for me.
So I started taking over the counter products...
...like stool softeners and laxatives.
And while the stool softeners didn’t do much, the laxatives worked a little “too well”.
And my last resorts were enemas and suppositories.
And believe me. That was an awkward purchase at the checkout counter.
The first time I heard of the Leaf Cutter Cleanse was in an obscure internet forum.
Where a bunch of people were praising one doctor. Calling him a “godsend”.
And I was skeptical...
But also curious to learn who Dr. Glenn Owens was.
And so I looked him up.
And it turns out, he double majored in Physiology and Neuroscience at University of California, San Diego...
Received an M.D. from the Grossman School of Medicine at NYU…
And most importantly, has devoted the last 7 years of his career to gastroenterology.
I was impressed.
They all told me the same thing...
“I’m sorry, but I can’t share the Leaf Cutter Cleanse with you.”
Apparently the doctor didn’t want his secret getting out…
So he had all his patients sign NDA’s.
So next I decided to call his office...
A receptionist picked up.
"Hi, I’m Sophia. Is there any way I speak to Dr. Owens for a few minutes?"
"I’m sorry, but Dr. Owens doesn’t take phone calls. Would you like to set up an appointment?”
“Sure. When’s his next available date?”
There was a pause on the other end...
My heart sank.
There was no way I could struggle for another 9 months.
“Is there any way you can make it sooner? I’m happy to pay more!”
“I’m sorry ma’am. That’s all I can do.”
So I told her thanks. And got off the phone.
I didn’t know what to do...
So after doing some digging, I ended up finding Dr. Owens on social media. And I sent him a friend request.
And he accepted it!
This was my shot.
I sent him a message.
But, I didn’t get any reply.
And this went on for weeks.
It was a picture of him at a hotel in West Palm Beach Florida.
I admit, I was borderline stalking him…
But can you blame a girl? I had to know what the Leaf Cutter Cleanse was...
I was sick of spending over an hour in the bathroom everytime I went…
I was sick of feeling bloated...
And I wanted my husband to look at me like the girl he used to.
So that night I told my husband I was flying to Florida…
To meet the doctor who’d fix me once and for all.
So we hired a babysitter to watch Molly the next day.
And once I was there, I spent the first morning hanging out in the hotel lobby. Occupying myself on my phone.
Waiting for Dr. Owens to appear.
And on day two, there he was!
He walked up to the front desk.
And I walked up to him and introduced myself.
“Have we met?” he asked curiously.
I was a little embarrassed...
“No but, we’re friends on Facebook. I can’t believe I ran into you here, what are the chances?”
Then I changed the subject.
And his face said it all.
He was surprised by my question.
And after a long pause, he said,
“Sorry. I only talk about that with my patients. I’m sorry. If you want to fly in for an appointment here’s my card.”
I couldn’t hold it back anymore, so I asked if we could step away from the front desk.
And I told him everything.
I told him what happened that Thanksgiving night...
And that I battled constipation for a long time...
And that I even called his office, and was told I had to wait 9 months.
And he stood there, thinking about it, and said,
“You know what, I have plans today. But, I’ll be back at 5. Come by my room then.”
Then he took one of the hotel pens and napkins off the front desk...
And scribbled down his room number.
He handed it to me, and said goodbye.
I knocked, and he opened the door.
“Hi Sophia, come in. Why don’t you take a seat at the desk.”
So I walked in and took a seat.
And he closed the door, took a deep inhale, and said,
“Now I really don't know if I should tell you this... Normally my patients sign an NDA. So I just need your word, you're not gonna share my secret with anyone.”
And if you read on, you’ll see why Dr. Owens did give me permission to share this with you today…
I nodded yes.
And then a smile grew on his face...
And he said excitedly,
At the time, Dr. Owens was recommending popular over the counter laxatives to his patients.
But according to this article, laxatives can lead to a long term dependency on them to keep the colon moving.1
It’s called “addicted colon”.
And it’s a colon in need of a laxative “fix” to get things moving.
Now Dr. Owens didn’t want his patients to become addicted to laxatives.
And the only way to keep them independent was to find something better.
And that led him to uncover an amazing study by the Journal of the American Association of Nurse Practitioners...
The researchers wanted to know how popular fiber supplements performed in placebo controlled studies.
This meant a second test group took “dud” supplements and were told they were fiber. To make sure the results of the real group weren’t imagined.
And the results surprised them.
Because they learned that fiber alone was not an effective remedy.2
This is why improving constipation isn’t as simple as “eating more fiber.”
Because it isn’t about more fiber...
And here are the 2 conditions the right fibers meet. A direct quote from the study:
“For an isolated fiber to exert a laxative effect/regularity benefit, it mustremain intact throughout the large intestine, and it mustincrease stool water content, which is the primary mechanism for both stool bulking and stool softening (McRorie & McKeown, ).”
In other words…
You only need to meet these 2 conditions to finally go again.
Question is, what kind of fiber meets these conditions?
Another direct quote from the study:
“Clinical studies have shown a mechanism by which an isolated fiber can exert a laxative effect: soluble gel‐forming fiber (e.g., nonfermented psyllium) retains its high water‐holding capacity to resist dehydration throughout the large bowel (McRorie, 2015b).This mechanism results in bulky/soft/easy‐to‐pass stools.
Gel-forming fibers carry so much water, that it hardly loses hydration through the large intestine.
And that’s how it brings water to your stools and softens them.
And when Dr. Owens discovered this…
He started recommending a popular gel-forming fiber to his patients...
And he thought that was that.
There were a few problems:
So Dr. Owens went back to the drawing board.
Looking for better gel-forming fibers.
To get how KGM works, have you ever seen an ant carry something bigger than its body?
Well like ants, gel-forming fibers absorb and carry water molecules many times their size over to the large intestine. To soften the stool.
But the problem with psyllium is you need a lot of it to transport enough water to soften the stool.
That’s why people take so many pills.
But KGM is different.
KGM a power-house fiber that can absorb and carry 50 times its weight in water.3
So it only takes a small amount to quickly bring enough water to the large intestine to soften the stool…
It’s named after the leaf cutter ant. The strongest ant in the world that can carry 50 times its weight.
And like the Leaf Cutter ant, this might be the strongest fiber in the world at carrying water to the large intestines…
And getting things moving again.
It comes from the Konjac plant in Asia.
You’ve got to understand, I’ve tried a lot of things.
But I had an open mind. So that night I took 2.
And the next day I didn’t notice anything different. And was a little nervous...
But the doctor did say it took at least 24 hours. So I took 2 more and spent the day shopping.
And the next morning, I woke up. And had the urge to go to the bathroom.
So I flew back, and drove home...
...knocked on the door, and my husband opened.
And he looked at me for a few seconds...
It caught me off guard.
Then he actually picked me up and spun me around.
He hadn’t done that in a long time. It was a pleasant surprise!
He didn’t have to say it. But I knew he was looking at me like the girl he used to.
It was a huge win for our relationship.
And that’s when my daughter came out of her room.
She ran up to hug me, and put her head against me.
And what she said next blew me away...
It was the best thing I could’ve heard.
“It’s gone Molly”, my husband said as he held my waist with pride.
And I was so proud of myself.
So the next morning, I emailed Dr. Owens...
He called me later that day to congratulate me.
But told he didn’t want to reveal his secret.
And then I told him something that made him reconsider.
I told him he could earn more while helping a lot more people...
And it made more sense than slowly helping one person at a time.
And when I put it that way, it clicked.
And he said, it actually made a lot of sense.
So he partnered with the researchers at Sweet Ground, to make this formula available at a price anyone can afford.
For anyone who wants to pass bowel movements easier...
And today, you can try his Leaf Cutter formula.
Imagine how relieving it’d feel to let go of months of backed up poop...
Feel the poop weight exit, feel lighter, and be able to keep it out.
Let me tell you, after getting rid of all that gunk inside me and deflating my belly pooch, I felt incredible...
Like I’d popped myself with a pin.
And my family noticed...
And I’m so glad it’s finally possible for others to experience this too.
"This stuff works so well, it should come with a disclaimer and require a signature of consent before customers purchase it. All I can say is you better invest in a family pack of some high-quality toilet paper before you start taking this. Seriously, you are not ready for what is about to come out of you."
- Marie Buckthorn, Yukon, OK -Verified Purchaser
"This stuff is great I was having a problem with upper stomach distention and always feeling gassy. I take probiotics regularly with little relief of those symptoms. This product really helped but it did take three months to see the results. My stomach is flatter than it’s been in ten years and I’m less gassy"
- Mark Stengler, Stamford, CT- Verified Purchaser
"I followed the plan for two weeks. I noticed results in two days and continued to have great results for the remainder of the two weeks. No cramping, no running to the bathroom, just complete pain free elimination. I also had more energy through out the day, felt lighter and a lot less bloated ! Highly recommend and I will be repeating the process again soon!"
- Stephanie Briggs, Missoula, MT- Verified Purchaser
And it doesn’t require 10 to 20 pills a day...
...which is very unsustainable.
And you don’t need to depend on laxatives, suppositories, or enemas...
Or experience those “unexpected episodes” from laxatives.
Because KonjaCleanse contains the safest dose of KGM that powerfully normalizes stools.
So it’s a lot more gentle.
See, when Dr. Owens decided he was going to make his secret available to anyone…
He said he wanted to go all out. And make it as effective as possible.
So he held nothing back.
He was working on making KonjaCleanse even more powerful and created a new and improved advanced formula.
And it’s absolutely mind blowing.
He’s added 9 more ingredients with a lot of interesting research behind them.
Some you’ve heard of, some you haven’t…
And it took months of trial-and-error, but he finally created the perfect combination.
And today, you’ll find ALL of them in KonjaCleanse...
My favorite thing about KonjaCleanse is you don’t need a lot.
You only need to take 2 capsules a day, with a glass of water.
And the capsules are small and digestible.
It’s best to take one with each meal...
Because, KGM expands in your stomach and makes you feel “full” faster. So it has the added benefit of helping you eat less!
It’s also a lot easier than taking 10-20 pills a day, or drinking slimy, gross drinks.
And I’m excited for the people lucky enough to experience this.
Now here’s the thing...
Dr. Owens is a medical professional. But you have to understand, he’s not a businessperson...
And since releasing KonjaCleanse to the world, it's been in very high demand.
And that’s why in a moment, I’ll show you how to guarantee you don’t miss out on his new formula.
So you don’t have to wait another 4 to 6 weeks on a restock.
I also want to show you how you can save money on fighting constipation. Especially if you know someone who struggles.
Because let’s be honest: Most of our health insurance doesn’t cover over-the-counter medications.
So the more we can save, the better.
Even though you’d likely agree you can’t really put a price on feeling relieved, confident, and in control.
Instead of bearing down in agony for hours...
Losing control to laxatives...
Or relying on suppositories and enemas.
And unfortunately, many people will continue experiencing this because they don’t know that another way exists.
They don’t know about the Leaf Cutter Cleanse.
But you do.
Which means, things can be different for you.
And the good news is, if you’re ready for that…
Then I want to show you how you can get your first few bottles of KonjaCleanse absolutely risk free.
And I want to help you stock up as much as possible because...
You see, KonjaCleanse is like your insurance policy for constipation.
If you keep on taking it, you’re always covered against it.
Which gives you peace of mind for a long time.
Wouldn’t it feel great to not just have a one-off great bowel movement…
That’s why it’s recommended you use KonjaCleanse for at least 3 to 6 months for the best results.
That way, you save the most, and experience the best results with KonjaCleanse.
So you get the best of both worlds. That’s why stocking up is a smart and easy decision for most people.
So if you’re ready to experience up to 6 months of relieving and consistent bowel movements...
Then the time is now.
Because right now, there are at least 500 bottles in stock.
And once they go, it takes time for us to restock.
You'll be taken to a safe and secure and encrypted checkout page.
Where you can enter your details and place your order immediately.
And it should arrive in your mailbox in around 5 business days.
Plus, your shipping is paid for.
So don't worry about any extra charges.
And there's no hidden continuity fee, or automatic subscription either.
If for any reason at all, you're not absolutely loving your experience with KonjaCleanse...
And you aren’t enjoying regular, smooth trips to the bathroom...
You've got a 90-day “Bathroom Satisfaction” Guarantee.
This means you can enjoy KonjaCleanse for up to 3 months.
And if for ANY reason, you're not happy…
Email the Sweet Ground team, and they’ll pay you back today's investment in full, no questions asked.
So there’s 2 scenarios...
You're either relieved, and releasing months of backed up poop...
Or you didn’t pay a thing.
It's hard to lose.
But you can likely lose a good amount of backed up poop, and experience relief with KonjaCleanse.
And it's easy to get started.
So as we near the end…
From here, you have a couple options...
You can decide to do nothing.
And there’s nothing wrong with that.
I hope it was an entertaining read..
But this is for the person who wants things to be different.
I want to know, what’s life going to look like 90 days from now if you do nothing?
Will things go in a positive direction or not?
There was a news story a few years ago of a man who had 20 pounds of poop surgically removed.
Imagine if he did something when it was possible.
Now I hope it never happens to anyone.
I also hope nobody continues living at the mercy of laxatives...
Or relies on enemas and suppositories when they don’t want to.
And I hope they’re not forcing down hard to swallow pills everyday, especially if it’s getting expensive.
And still not feeling completely empty afterwards.
Or dealing with a tummy pooch that’s nagging them.
So many people go through this and don't talk about it.
And it doesn’t have to be this way...
Because no matter what you’ve tried or what you’ve been through…
It’s still possible to make a difference with the leaf cutter cleanse.
And it's so motivating when everyone around you starts noticing the effects.
I want that for you.
But you have to want it for yourself.
And if you do, you already know what to do next.
Remember, you’re covered by a 100% Money Back Guarantee.
So it's hard to lose by trying KonjaCleanse today.
Except for a lot of poop likely.
But you must hurry while this special promotion is still live.
So you can stock up and save.
Select the best option for you. And start your order now.
Q: Who is KonjaCleanse for?
KonjaCleanse is for anyone who’s struggling to poop. Anyone having less than 1 bowel movement a day. And bloated, because they’re full of waste.
Q: What makes KonjaCleanse different from everything else I’ve tried to control my constipation?
KonjaCleanse has KGM in it. Unlike any other fiber, it can hold 50 times its weight in water. This transports more water to the large intestines to soften stools. And make it easier to eliminate.
Because KGM expands so much, the dosage needs to be just right. The wrong dosage can lead to side effects like cramps, bloating, and flatulence…
So KonjaCleanse uses a gradual dosage to minimize side effects. This draws the ideal amount of water to the large intestine and relieves constipation.
Q: What are the benefits again?
KonjaCleanse helps regulate bloating and lethargy from backed upbowel movements and reduces the need to depend on laxatives, euppositories, and enemas.
This means more normal stools, faster trips to the bathroom, releasing the weight of the stools from the body, alleviating the effort it takes to eliminate, and feeling more confident and in control.
Q: How many bottles should I order?
Order 1 bottle if you’re simply want to try out KonjaCleanse.
Order 3 bottles if you want to get the best results with KonjaCleanse. This is the recommended amount.
And if you want the best experience and to save the most money, then order 6 bottles.
And remember these deals are part of our current promotion. So be sure to place your order today before we either run out OR stop this promotion.
Q: Will the laxative effect make me have to use the restroom constantly?
No. You won't feel like you need to go constantly with KonjaCleanse. But it will improve your stool frequency.
Q: What are common side effects of KonjaCleanse?
A: For first time users whose systems are not used to KonjaCleanse, you may experience minor gas and bloating. If this happens, cut your dosage in half. And increase gradually over a 2 week period.
Q: Are the capsules hard to swallow?
No. The capsules are small and easy to swallow.
Q: How much KonjaCleanse should I take?
Take 2 capsules a day with a glass of water. Preferably with a meal. Or as otherwise directed by a healthcare professional.
Q: How long will one bottle last?
One bottle will last for one month when taken as directed. Unless your healthcare provider has directed otherwise. There are 60 capsules per bottle.
Q: How long should I use KonjaCleanse?
KonjaCleanse is like your insurance policy against constipation. And it's safe to take regularly on a daily basis. It works to promote healthy digestion and to maintain your ideal weight. For the best results, take 2 capsules daily.
Q: Can KonjaCleanse be taken on an empty stomach?
Yes. You can take KonjaCleanse on an empty stomach, or at any time of day you wish.
Q: What is the average amount of weight people lose?
This varies from person to person. Because it's a byproduct of how backed up a person is. KonjaCleanse helps cleanse your colon, which aids in weight loss.
Q: Is KonjaCleanse safe?
Yes, KonjaCleanse is formulated with a very safe dosage of KGM. And the finest ingredients that were carefully formulated and tested.
Q: I'm taking prescription medication. Will KonjaCleanse interfere with my medication?
KonjaCleanse has been carefully formulated to not interfere with any medications, but we recommend that you always consult your physician in regards to any potential interactions.
Q: Can I use KonjaCleanse if I'm pregnant?
While KonjaCleanse is safe, we recommend that you consult your physician before using any supplements during pregnancy or nursing.
Q: Is KonjaCleanse safe for children or teens?
While the ingredients for KonjaCleanse are 100% natural and absolutely safe, this formula was developed for adults. So we don't recommend that you give it to children or teens.
Q: When will my product arrive?
For US orders, KonjaCleanse ships within 48 hours, and arrives within 5-7 business days. For orders outside of the US, about 10-14 business days.
Q: Does KonjaCleanse cause allergic reactions?
When introducing a new substance into the body allergic reactions can never be ruled out. Some may experience discomfort from gas and bloating for the first several days. In that case, reduce the dosage to half and increase it gradually to the recommended dose over a period of 2 weeks.
Q: Is it safe to order online from your website?
Of course! We use a 256-bit secure ordering server where 100% of your data is encrypted, safe, and secure. Our secure shopping cart is verified by numerous 3rd-party security verification systems, including McAfee Secure, the leader in security scanning. So, you can rest assured that your information is 100% safe and secure at all times.
Q: What’s the shelf life?
The shelf life of KonjaCleanse is 2 years.
Q: What are the ingredients inside KonjaCleanse?
Q: Is it free of gluten, sugar, artificial flavors, and artificial colors?
Yes. KonjaCleanse is gluten free. And it contains no artificial colors, or flavors.
Q: Does it have any animal ingredients?
Yes. Gelatin. It’s a safe, colorless, flavorless protein that comes from animal bones. It’s rich in collagen.
Q: How long does it take to start working?
This varies from person to person. Most people can expect to see results within 24 to 72 hours.
Q: What are the terms of the guarantee again?
You can enjoy KonjaCleanse for the next 90 days. And if it doesn’t relieve you, send an email to our team. And we’ll send back today’s investment in full. No questions asked.
On top of that, you can keep the bottles. So you don’t have to mail anything back. All we ask is you give KonjaCleanse to someone else in need if you don’t love it.
Q: How do I get started?
Scroll up and select either the 6, 3, or 1 bottle option. The more you stock up, the more you save.
KonjaCleanse’s claims to support healthy bowel movements come from its ingredients and its ingredient’s respective studies, as well as anecdotal experiences of customers. The products and the claims made about specific products on or through this site have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent disease. The information provided on this site is for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for advice from your physician or other health care professional or any information contained on or in any product label or packaging. You should not use the information on this site for diagnosis or treatment of any health problem or for prescription of any medication or other treatment. You should consult with a healthcare professional before starting any diet, exercise or supplementation program, before taking any medication, or if you have or suspect you might have a health problem.